In my work I often come across some idiots. Sometimes the number of idiots per square meter just rolls over.
If they give you a loaf of bread and a pack of butter and says: "make a sandwich without a knife", you should even try to prove that guys that you must first take knife, a board, place it on the table, by the way, do you have a table?, Then cut the bread on slices with a knife, cut off a thin layer of butter and put on the top layer of bread ...
No need to explain it, because they are idiots.
Cover the whole loaf of bread with butter or stuffed inside a piece of a whole pack.
And then give it to idiots. And stay with idiots. And think what to do with it.
Look at this bread anxious eyes.
Just do as they wish.
Spend time with them.
Let idiots have a chance to guess about the knife.
They become happy doing that.
Joyful idiots defenseless, pleasant and open.
They are like children who at some point in development understand that don't need to eat shit.
That it is just enough to shit once in a pot and don't do anything else with it.

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